The absolute fear of Idiocy

Trying to debate what should be an unarguable topic is like trying to find a corner in a round room – LUNACY.

But let’s go to my favorite city for LUNACY…that city by the Bay. This is the same place that thinks it’s okay to bring the kids to the Gay Pride Celebration along with their vitamin V laced Kool-Aid. Now isn’t that a fun filled, action packed day with the family!

I came across a truly idiotic article called, ironically, ‘How to talk to complete idiots’…and the irony is that he had apparently wrote this thing to every God-hating, baby killing ‘idiot’ in the Bay area.

Debating the existence of God, the Bible, gay being a ‘civil right’ or evolution with this Reverend is not just lunacy or idiocy…it’s just plain stupid. Don’t bother; I have ZERO time for your ‘opinion’ of your theories, although it is entertaining. I love fiction!

But please…let me explain with crayons and I’ll write real slow. You see, the Bible is absolute. It is unchangeable; it’s infallible and it is THE inspired Word of God. It is an explanation of how we were created and why. It does NOT tell us half-truths and outright lies like Darwin and Freud. There is no missing link; the Bible is complete.

…“You may, for instance, attempt to explain evolution to an extreme fundamentalist Christian. You may offer up carbon dating, the fossil record, glaciers, any one of 10,000 irrefutable proofs. You may even dare to talk about the Bible as the clever, completely manufactured, man-made piece of heavily politicized, massively edited, literary myth-making it so very much is, using all sorts of sound academic evidence and historical record.”

Quite honestly, that was a rather bizarre run-on of liberal idiom. Wait, there’s more…

…“The big snag here is that the Dems, unlike the Republican Party, aren’t really beholden to a radical, mal-educated base of fundamentalist crazies to keep them afloat. Truly, the political success of the liberal agenda does not depend on the irrational, Bible-crazed “value voter” who’s terrified of gays, believes astronomy is a hoax and thinks Jesus spoke perfect English and really liked giving hugs.”

You know, it’s like arguing with a three year old – however, pointing out crackpots that have nothing else better to do than be contrary just to sell newspapers and get accolades from 18 year olds that can’t afford to live on their own – that’s PRICELESS. It only makes my job easier. Of course, if all you got to offer is Nancy Pelosi…enough said.

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